WOOF! (Did I scare ya? Huh? Huh?)
Yeah, it’s me, General Beauregard. Linda Joyce, (she’s just plain Mom to me) has a meal and a deal for you on Friday, June 21st.
She’s gathered a bunch of her friends and they’ve got a dinner planned with your name on it. There’s something for everyone. (Except me. Me, I’m only looking for bones.)
So come on over on Friday for the BIG event.
Bring a bone for me…please. (I have to say that or Mom’ll get mad, cuz I’m supposed to be polite)
Hangin’ at Camp with my Bros,